DANCING TWINS

Video of the day:

Great Signs...

WARNIGN!!! YOU BE IN TROUBLE...








(via ENGRISHFUNNY.com )

No Zagat rating... But I'll take your word for it.  

NOTE TO SELF...

The Most Difficult Game Ever Created Gameplay and Commentary (Hilarious Youtube Video)

Unfortunately Named Websites (via BoingBoing)

HOW do people fail to notice these things when the register the name??  Amazingly dumb but very entertaining  =)

DRINKING OUT OF CUPS

Drinking out of Cups...

This is what happens when your friends record you tripping and decide to animate it on youtube...  Amazing entertainment.

TRUTHS FOR MATURE HUMANS ;)

 

http://mmbcl.tumblr.com/post/1484899071/great-truths-for-mature-humans

MY ANTI-DRUG

 TRUTH.

A Typical Afternoon in West Hollywood...

For those of you who use twitter, you might want to consider following @wehodaily ...  If you live in or near the city of West Hollywood, they provide a wealth of "real-time" useful information regarding traffic, police activity, crimes in progress, areas to avoid, alternate routes, and causes of disturbances to the general public.  Also, if you're wondering why your street has suddenly been blocked off by the cops and when you should, or can, leave, if you ask them what is going on, they usually respond promptly with an answer. 
However. @wehodaily is one of my favorite "people" I follow on twitter for another reason entirely: they keep you posted on the insanity that makes us all shake our heads, laugh, and say "Only in Hollyweird...".  Here is one such example (I emailed the posts to myself and have copied the content, verbatim, below): Then, minutes later, @wehodaily is kind enough to provide anyone concerned by this 'incident' the following clarification (again, copied VERBATIM):

ONLY IN WEHO PART 1

Tweet from Weho Daily(@WehoDaily):

"Suspicious Person Reported at Fountain and Detroit - wearing a chocolate cake, and apparently not a costume. sounds like a transient"
November 4, 2010 5:29:53 PM 
from TweetDeck

See More: http://twitter.com/WehoDaily/status/344012737220608

Then, minutes later, @wehodaily is kind enough to provide anyone concerned by this 'incident' the following clarification (again, copied VERBATIM):

ONLY IN WEHO PART 2

Tweet from Weho Daily(@WehoDaily):

"cake wearing transient isn't bothering anyone, just laying on the grass.... covered in chocolate cake"
November 4, 2010 5:32:03 PM 
from TweetDeck
See More: http://twitter.com/WehoDaily/status/344556084133888

And so continues my love/hate relationship with living in West Hollywood...

"NEW" Status ;)

yeah my lifes a bitch, but you know nothin bout her

Mathematical Proof Girl Are Evil ;D

My Key to Procrastination: Pointless Entertainment ;)

... and, preferably this pointless entertainment will include someone who is wasting more time than I am...

--->  Enter the guy in this video!!!  Give it a minute and you'll see some VERY impressive beer pong skills that he must have wasted an enormous amount of time perfecting...

ENJOY!!

You think YOUR Ex is crazy?

Frighteningly Funny!!!

I'm guessing that, at some point, you have dated someone and, by the time it was over, all you could think is "(Name) is PSYCHO!!!".  I know that I have.  In fact, I tend to attract more of them than most people.  Recently, I have been much better at spotting them and have, much better luck in love but I still consider myself to be an expert the ex-boyfriends that fall into either the "psycho" or "Has SERIOUS issues" (basically, the tortured bad boys). This wealth of experience was the basis for which I USED to feel pretty confident when someone would say "My ex is psycho" and I would respond "I promise, I've had worse"...   That is until I read this...

This is possibly the most hilarious email exchange I have ever read. 
For all of the women who feel that they have ever acted "a little crazy" after a break-up, this should make you feel MUCH better!!!





*** THESE EMAILS ARE REAL... SOME NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO RESPECT THE PRIVACY OF THOSE INVOLVED*** (Who could make this sh*t up anyways???)

BODY OF EMAIL:

Friends, Some of you remember my ex-girlfriend Sarah. I recently received a letter from her. I would appreciate it if you would take the time to read it and review my response. I hope all of you are well.

May 23, 2005


Dear Davey:
I have had a difficult time, over the past few years, achieving closure of our relationship. It is time for me to seek this. I have gone through the appropriate stages of anger, remorse, sadness. It is now time for me to close this chapter of my life.
1. I've heard you have an apartment on the West side. You need to move out of the West side of Indianapolis, this has always been my side of town, I own a house here, and do not rent likeyou. I grew up here, and always want to live here. I would prefer if you were to leave Indianapolis all together, but I know this is more than I can ask.I do not want to risk running into you at any store. 
2. We should officially divide our friends. Particularly Jim, Jillian, Amy, and Ed. You should write them, thanking them for the opportunity to be their friend and explain why you can no longer be in contact with them. I can provide you with addresses, if you need.
3. I will stay out of Republican politics. I promise not to get involved with any Republican politics, unless my father runs for judge, and than I reserve the right to work on his campaign.
4. I would like you to not have anything to do with all things Cathedral. I feel I should have ownership of the school since my mother works there and my brother and sisters went there. You are more tied to Wabash. This should be where you dedicate your alumni status. I will be involved in Cathedral. When the time of reunions comes up, I am willing to say that you can have the reunions ending in "0" years and I will take the"5" years. So you can have 10 years and I will take 25 years.
5. I will avoid Wabash contacts. The few guys from the house I still speak to on a rare basis, I will not. I will also discourage any male offspring I have from attending Wabash. I know some of these things seem a bit harsh, but I feel they are for the best. I do not ever really wish to see you again. I know that this will of course happen beyond my control, but I think we should do our best to avoid what we can. It is my sincere hope that you understand, and do take the time to respond. This is my last request of you.

With fondness,

Sarah

May 31, 2005
Dear Sarah,
Thanks for your letter. We broke up 3 years ago. Knowing that and taking into consideration you believe me to be a cold, career focused, ego-maniac, what on earth makes you think I would take the time to think about you or agree to your proposal? But since I clearly have taken the time to respond, please take a moment to review some comments and counterproposals I have crafted: 1. First, I will have to resist the burning urge to move RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO YOU. After that deep desire subsides, I will vacate the Westside and return to my roots: The Snooty Northside, as you used to call it. However, since I was born on the Northside and I have Northside in my veins you must abdicate all ties to the North. This includes: Living on the Northside, living on the Northeastside, walking down North Street, being a fan of the Dallas Stars (formerly the Minnesota North Stars), wearing North Face apparel or telling your children that Santa lives at the North Pole.
1 (B). I was born in Indianapolis before you were so I should really get to determine who stays and who goes. In my benevolence I will let you exist here only within the St. Michael's Parish boundary (MLK Dr. to High School Rd. and 56th Street to 10th St.) We will call this the SarahZone. This
should be acceptable for you as your family lives across the street and there is a gas station, grocery, convenience store, your place of employment and a fire station. Exceptions can be made with my expressed written consent. You will be required to display a large tag in your windshield giving you permission to travel beyond the SarahZone.
2. I haven't talked to your friends since we broke up. I think they got the message. However since we apparently are still in fourth grade, please have your friends meet me by the playground at recess so that I can tell them they have big fat heads and they aren't my friends anymore.

Do you agree? _______Yes ________No________Maybe

2 (B). One of the few times you let us do something fun, we visited some of my family friends on Geist. It was about eight years ago. We enjoyed their boat and home for several hours during a pre-500 party. Please jot them a note saying you are going to forget that ever happened. Please also offer to reimburse them for the boat gas, pool chlorine, air conditioning Freon, Dr. Pepper and anything else you consumed while you were there. I don't have their address anymore, you can look it up.
3. Please let me know when your father runs for anything.
I'm going to run against him.
3 (B). Thanks for staying out of Republican politics. Your heavyweight presence in the party will be sorely missed. I am very involved in ice hockey. I play recreationally and coach a youth team in the winter. I would prefer it if you could stop being involved in all things related to ice and ice hockey . You can use those instant first aid coldpaks to cool your drinks from now on. Also, my parents have been very involved with the Indianapolis 500 Festival for nearly 20 years. The month of May is really a big month for us. While I am not able to honor your request of moving out of Indianapolis, I would ask that you just leave town during May. With 250,000 fans going to the race and 35,000 runners in the Mini-Marathon, I don't want to run the risk of bumping into you. I know your birthday is in May, but man, I just don't care.
4. Christ, I don't have the energy for this one.
5. If any of my friends from Wabash actually still talk to you, they are fucking fired as friends.
5 (B). I'm not going to tell my kids anything about you. But speaking of kids, it would be okay with me if my son was a crack addict, just as long as he got your kids hooked on it and became their dealer.
In closing, I will never make decisions about my life or my family based on whether I might run into you at the store. I am now convinced that if we ever do bump into each other, you will spontaneously combust. I wish you the best of luck find a spouse.
Seriously. It won't be easy to find a person who is willing to
spend the rest of his life raising children and making decisions based on your crazy-ass proposal to an ex-boyfriend and your inability to act like a rational human being.

All my best,

Davey

 

HAPPY MONDAY MORNING!!!

Top 10: Epic Facebook Fails

On 10.25.09, In Odd News, by Kurt Geiger

As Facebook has become the world’s dedicated social network mistakes and fails are unavoidable.

Here is my listing of the ten best and epic Facebook fails, seizing all likes, beatdowns, parent, events and flirts Facebook fails in one big awkward moment.

Update: Most Recent Facebook Fails

Another heart-felt daughter-father conversation about Americans cars. (click here to enlarge)

Tiger Woods and Santa (click here to enlarge)

Buisy like a bee! (click here to enlarge)

Payback time!!! (click here to enlarge)

 

Facebook Mom Fail

Jeff Rosenberg @ CollegeHumor said it best. This Facebook fail pretty much sums up why parents should not use Facebook.

Facebook Likes Fail #1

Again, somebody’s mom fails completely in understanding Facebook code of conduct. Or maybe she is just honestly happy that her son’s finally has gotten laid.

Facebook Likes Fail #2

Facebook Event/Birthday Fail

Facebook Likes Fail #3

Facebook Flirt Fail

Facebook Dad Fail

Facebook Job Fail

Facebook My Other Pussy Fail

Facebook Attending Beatdown Fail

Woman Sends Crazy Emails To Vacationing Boyfriend | The Frisky

Woman Sends Crazy Emails To Vacationing Boyfriend | The Frisky

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So, maybe we have all lost control of our tempers at one time or another... And MOST people have had at least one breakup that caused them to act "out of character" for a moment. To everyone who HAS suffered from a brief lapse in judgement as a result of heartache, you will certainly find comfort in this!!!