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Hurricanes vs. Seminoles
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a SEMINOLE fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are FSU fans too. Not really knowing what a SEMINOLE fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little boy named Charlie has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a SEMINOLE fan" he retorts. "Then," asks the teacher,"what are you?" "I'm a proud MIAMI HURRICANES fan!" boasts the little boy. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Charlie why he is a HURRICANE fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are HURRICANE fans, so I'm a HURRICANE fan too" he responds. The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was an asshole, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Charlie smiles and says, "Then I'd be a SEMINOLE fan."
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a SEMINOLE fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are FSU fans too. Not really knowing what a SEMINOLE fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little boy named Charlie has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a SEMINOLE fan" he retorts. "Then," asks the teacher,"what are you?" "I'm a proud MIAMI HURRICANES fan!" boasts the little boy. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Charlie why he is a HURRICANE fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are HURRICANE fans, so I'm a HURRICANE fan too" he responds. The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was an asshole, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Charlie smiles and says, "Then I'd be a SEMINOLE fan."
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